iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

(via jacquiblaze)

stability:

My mom thought we would need a hammer to get this pole into the ground but I just pushed it in and I almost said “psh, hammer my asshole” but then I realized

(via guy)

amipunkyet:

WE TRIED TO TAKE SOME PICS OF GEORGE WITH CHERRY BLOSSOMS FALLING IN THE AIR BUT WHEN THEY FELL HE MADE THIS FACE

(via borinq)

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

(via borinq)

Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

(via gnarly)

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

(via dutchster)

hophigh:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via zackisontumblr)

stability:

Yeah this is week 8 of being kidnapped but it hasn’t been too bad, the trunk is roomy

allons-brie:

AU where we’re all well rested and everyone loves their job

(via donechesters)

frvt:

frvt:

remember when azealia banks reblogged furry porn

i was wrong she posted it

http://azealiabanks.tumblr.com/post/42564109394

(via reallylameblog)

pantiesofficial:

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

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(via gnarly)

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

fanfiction should be taken a lot more seriously as literature. True, some of it isn’t really excellent writing and some is just smut but let me tell you i have read some fics that are beautifully well done and turned my life upside down and legitimately gave me feelings for days and if that’s not real literature then what is

(via donechesters)

nunsnroses:

There is never a bad time to listen to arctic monkeys. walking to class sadly? arctic monkeys. feeling lonely and unattractive? arctic monkeys. getting undressed for bed? surprise you’re now doing a strip tease. this is the power of the monkeys 

(via pettyofficerdongers)

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